#Still the best fucking post on tumblr.
#God reading gay porn about his son and his boyfriend.
#God writing gay porn about his son and his boyfriend.
shout out to fat girls who go clothes shopping with their skinny friends and have to pretend they’re having a good time
this gets even funnier when you learn it wasn’t scripted; misha wasn’t paying attention so richard intervened
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
Dean Winchester’s priorities in no particular order
Glitter on Sammy and driving his Baby,
Hanging with Cas in bars gets kinda crazy,
Eating some fresh pie that’s fit for a king,
These are a few of Dean’s favourite things.
When the knife strikes,
When the car’s hit,
When a certain angel’s bad,
Dean thinks of a few of his favorite things
And he doesn’t feel so dead
Please be kidding.
whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info
"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"
I sigh for humanity
And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…
I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING
or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant
I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation
and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange.
"mary i know ur only half a virgin"
"fuck off gabriel"
THIS FUCKING EPISODE.
Context would never help.
In Supernatural, sometimes context makes it worse.
i really have no idea what this has to do with survival skills
Actually she has identifying which plants and berries are poisonous. She was quizzing herself. It’s foreshadowing because she later dies from eating poisonous berries; in the book, it’s seen as a foolish mistake, but because of this scene, it has implications of suicide.
Well the Hunger Games just became even more devastating than it already was.
I always did wonder why the ‘smartest’ one died from something she should have known about… This makes a lot more sense now.
I always speculated it was suicide…
I’m about to cry. My 60 year old mother watched a netflix documentary and only just now found out she’s asexual. I’ve been trying to figure out how to bring up this idea to her for years. I am so glad to hear her, she’s so happy and saying “there really is nothing wrong with me!” I didn’t realize it wore on her like that. God bless the internet.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
Mainly reblogging for that gif lol
I’m still amazed that this image got nearly 120K notes. Well, I’m glad to help out the artist since she doesn’t use social media, so here’s the full version. :)
The Queen on Fire, by Rika Chan.
"failed" panoramas will forever be amusing to me
#we could have had it alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll #rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppppp #you had my heart and soulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll in your hands #but you were actually working for lilith the entire time and that kind of put a dent in our relationshipppppppp
I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.
This is groundbreaking
this is my third time rebloging this today. this is so important.
I watched this episode on 4od last night. I HAD SNOT BUBBLES COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, and I looked like a blooming panda after this scene…